] Love, Sex and Ramen

Love, Sex and Ramen

so i’m a man, so let me see if i got this right:

when women say things like “men are pigs” or “men suck,” is it kind of like when i say “i hate children?” like, i don’t actually hate every child on the planet, but i hate that children could be screaming in a restaurant or theatre, or throw up on my nice shirt, or bug me incessantly when i want to be left alone.

basically, i don’t hate the child, i hate what the child could do to me.


How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They make a millennial do it for nothing and tell them that they’re lucky for the opportunity.

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

Tati-Ana Mercedes   (via california-xox-n0stalgia)

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